You know you're a DMB fan when...

You have an odd obsession with the numbers 34, 36, 40, and 41.

Your job revolves around their summer tour schedule.

You have genuinely cried at least once at a show when hearing your favorite song.

You have or are thinking about getting a firedancer tattoo.

You can't go a day without listening to something DMB.

Your wedding song will be either "Lover Lay Down," or "I'll Back You Up."

You have thousands of live recordings from tapers.

You have 100+ versions of Ants Marching and Two Step alone.

You needed to delete your entire DMB library off your iPhone in order to do the iOS 7 update.

The DMB almanac is your own personal bible.

You can predict what song Dave will play next based on which guitar he's holding.

You know where The Gorge is.

You have all the Live Trax.

You know who Stella is in Alligator Pie.

You listen to more than just Crash Into Me, Ants Marching, and You & Me.

You would follow their tour buses down the highway if you spotted them.

You FREAK OUT when they comes on the radio (if you still listen to the radio.)

You only enjoy "Just Go With It," and "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," because of Dave, and you must watch every single time its on cable.

You love Dave's voice, despite what Rolling Stone magazine says.

You wear a concert t-shirt at least once a week.

You know when to go WOO during Warehouse.

You wake up early to request/buy concert tickets.

You are a member of the Warehouse.

You know what the Warehouse is.

You have been scammed by the Warehouse and it drives you crazy.

You're now laughing because its true.

You have attempted to dance like Dave but it is nearly impossible.

You have been high at a show.

You freak out when they play Halloween.

You're now laughing because all of these things apply to you :)